"Jocks are so good at sports because that's all they think about, we nerds, all we think about is sex"
One of my favorite quotes of all time, from revenge of the nerds :) because it's so true! But yeah, that was just a preface to the amazing post I have for you today! (those of you who are sensitive to bad puns may want to cover your ears) Thus far the most steamy things in this blog were the steam punk skeletons.. *snicker* but I promised to post whatever comes into my head, so...
So last night I was thinking about magic cards, and I was thinking about sex, and I was thinking, what if there was some way to combine these delightful things...
SO, I started brain-storming, how to make MTG sexy, or, at the very least, humorous and vaguely soft-core
pornographic... But the thing is, I'm too much of a purist to just throw some stuff together, I needed to make it as much like real magic as possible. In magic, all the card are tied strongly, both in theme and what they do, to their color. Red is all about fiery rage, chaos, and white is all about morality and order. So, I stared brainstorming, and then brainstormed more, and ended up with a list of words and I ideas. I then put them in categories based on what color, what idea, they closely resembled. For some, I came up with how they might be represented within the game itself.
If you promise not to steal my ideas, I shall post the refined list here:
Or not. Sorry, I was in the process of typing it, and it made me sound really creepy and sexist and awful... hehe if I was able to explain it to you in person it would make perfect sense, but for now... I'll leave it at the description :) I'll keep working on it though, and, as I finish stuff, I shall share it here, with the description of why it exists :D
One of my favorite quotes of all time, from revenge of the nerds :) because it's so true! But yeah, that was just a preface to the amazing post I have for you today! (those of you who are sensitive to bad puns may want to cover your ears) Thus far the most steamy things in this blog were the steam punk skeletons.. *snicker* but I promised to post whatever comes into my head, so...
So last night I was thinking about magic cards, and I was thinking about sex, and I was thinking, what if there was some way to combine these delightful things...
SO, I started brain-storming, how to make MTG sexy, or, at the very least, humorous and vaguely soft-core
pornographic... But the thing is, I'm too much of a purist to just throw some stuff together, I needed to make it as much like real magic as possible. In magic, all the card are tied strongly, both in theme and what they do, to their color. Red is all about fiery rage, chaos, and white is all about morality and order. So, I stared brainstorming, and then brainstormed more, and ended up with a list of words and I ideas. I then put them in categories based on what color, what idea, they closely resembled. For some, I came up with how they might be represented within the game itself.
If you promise not to steal my ideas, I shall post the refined list here:
Or not. Sorry, I was in the process of typing it, and it made me sound really creepy and sexist and awful... hehe if I was able to explain it to you in person it would make perfect sense, but for now... I'll leave it at the description :) I'll keep working on it though, and, as I finish stuff, I shall share it here, with the description of why it exists :D
Hehe, please don't judge me too harshly :)
More soon :)
1 comments:
hehe how is it that even when you are a sexy you are so incredibly nerdy. (or even when you are nerdy, you are so incredibly sexy) ;)
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