I really really should be doing homework right now... Ghouls!!!!! :D

Like seriously, I have an essay due tomorrow, that I already have an extension on, that I need to rewrite the entirety of... because, while I did print it out before my computer died, I managed to loose that copy, and the edited draft that my teacher and I had worked on together... However! Because that is certain to be a truly long and arduous task, seeing as I need to re-create my first draft before I can edit it and turn it into my second draft... I find myself here, getting ready to tell you all about another unit in my army! Woot! (+10 points for procrastination)
So, Crypt Ghouls.... for the longest time I couldn't stand them, the models I mean. Something about the way that they were painted by the Games Workshop staff just... *shudder* not a pretty sight...
I've gone through many different phases about how to make these guys actually fit into the army, considered just replacing them with other units, but to no avail. I had almost forgotten about them, when, while reading an article on the Games Workshop website, a brilliant idea struck! It was something random about painting Tyranids... but it brought up an interesting point: Every unit in the Tyranid army is armor-plated. Normally they're painted to look like growths of bone, or some kind of chitinous shell, but I though, why couldn't they be painted like actual armor? What's to stop me from sticking a piece like this:

From a Tyranid Hormagaunt, into the arm soccet of a Ghoul, giving him a biotic arm? Or an arm that looks like the hand has been replaced with a blade, with metal plates fused directly onto the muscle? With this idea in mind, my brand new concept for my Crypt Ghouls was born!
 
Beasts still made of flesh, but with their entire internal structure replaced with machinery! The pinnacle of a technology-crazed vampire experimenting on lowly villagers and corpses to create something not quite alive or dead, actually more like a machine with human flesh as part of it's components. Think that episode of Dr Who with Madame de Pompadour, and the way the ship used found 'components'. 
I then set about designing the machinery that would make this guy work...
The most important thing to note about these guys is that they retain almost all of the muscle, skin, and bones they had when they were alive. All that the machinery does is generate a charge, which is then wired directly into the parts of the brain related into motor functions. There's a perfectly good neurosystem in there, why not utilize it?
This spark is basically achieved by a warpstone-powered boiler being inserted into the chest cavity, and running a wire directly from it, to the brain in question. Considering the fact that, while they are in possession of rather sophisticated (for the theoretical time period) pieces of equipment, Ghouls are still a Core unit, the equivalent of foot soldiers, I imagine the boiler would be run on pieces of warpstone not fit for other machinery. If the zombies are the wast receptacle for used water, the Ghouls are receptacles for used Warpstone. When a piece of warpstone cracks or breaks and is no longer the flawless crystalline shape needed to power the more advanced pieces of equipment, it would be shattered, crushed, and used to power the boilers of the ghouls.
One tube, the input tube, would run from the throat of the Ghoul to the boiler chamber, nestled in its empty hip bones. This would be connected to two water tanks. The water would rush in through a series of restricting valves, wash over the warpstone, boil and rise up a vent at the top of the dome. This vent leads to a turbine, which powers a small generator, which is connected by a small wire to the skull of the ghoul. The steam then travels back to the water tanks through a series of tubes, where it condenses and the process starts all over again. Essentially, before a battle, necromancers will take damaged or discarded warpstone and crush it. This is then shoved down the throats of Ghouls, powering them.
While the ghoul is technically dead, it does not rot or decay. After it died, its body was preserved in a formaldehyde-like substance. It's muscles are further prevented from decaying bu being continually exposed to the dark energies inherent in warpstone. The 'system of tubes' that the steam must travel to before returning to the water chambers is actually the ghouls disused circulatory system, with the pressure of the steam forcing it through it's veins.
Any excess steam is released through the vents in the Ghouls back, which will be modeled from small tubes, and the skin around the tubes will be modeled from green stuff.

Very Much in the way of Sadness...

So... my laptop died... and can i just say,
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
It's incredibly sad, now that I've lost this lost protective barrier I'll have to... I don't know interact with the outside world... or something like that....
Sigh, no more Stumbling for hours, no more Facebook, having to hike to the library to check my email, and, most tragically, so little time to spend here, in this baby bird of a blog (+5 points for alliteration) As Dorthy said to the scarecrow 'I'll miss you most of all...'
No, no more being crushed by extreme sadness and electronics withdraw (I'm in a basement at this very moment, just trying to get my fix) No, I shall use this disaster positively! I will hike to the library and just it to get in shape! I will interact with the outside world! I will finally learn how to play guitar! And I will make every moment connected to the internet count! I shall plan my blog posts before i get to the computer (sort of) I will ahve a list of emails that need to be send! The only thing I will do on Facebook is check my inbox, and maybe a game or two of Boggle!!!
So this is the last random post for a bit... hmmm i think I'd like to talk about Warhammer again soon... so look forward to it!!
And in way of a parting remark:
PomPoko is an amazing movie!!! Incredible!! Just watched it last night and even though I was exhausted I couldn't do anything but stare the whole time! For me, Miasaki's movies are kind of hit-or-miss, but this one was a huge, fantastic hit! :D
Hope to be back here later tonight!

Drag Ball!! (and more Magic)


Drag Ball!!!!!!!
Last night I went to my first drag ball... it was so so so much fun!!! My legs are still incredibly sore! But in a good way!! One of my friends, Jake, dressed as Lady Gaga, whom i idolize, and he looked so much like her... I literally did a double take just to make sure that all my earthly dreams hadn't come true... So yeah, in short,
Drag Ball = Amazingness
Got back to the dorm at like 12:20, just in time to play Magic till 2 in the morning... but I did surprisingly well... that red/black deck is working pretty good, I still have long periods of time though when I'm sitting and desperately hoping for anything that isn't a land to come up, because I've emptied my hand a while ago. That's why cards like seal of fire are phenomenal, you play them, but can wait to use it till the moment is right.

DRAG BALL!!!!

Magic and Laundry...

Soooo... I just played a couple of games of Magic against this guy, Tim, in my dorm. He's really good, and my past attempts to play against him were... painful. To say the least. However...
I Came So Close To Winning!!
Last night, I got mad after loosing terribly, and went back to my room ad threw together a new deck. Pretty much a combination of 'Hellbent' and burn cards... it worked surprisingly well...
I mean, I lost both games, only retained a small amount of dignity by mana burning myself to death before he could kill me, but still!
What I really want to do is make a white/any other color deck, but I'm remarkably lacking in white cards...
Wow, that was an amazingly inarticulate post... it's far too late to be typing, but I'm waiting for my laundry to get out the dryer...

Zombies Solved!!!!!


I have been working for weeks, nigh months to figure out exactly how to convert the zombies for my Warhammer Vampire Counts army.. and I've finally had a breakthrough!!!
I had been toying with ideas ranging to something out of the matrix, like they had been implanted with something, or there were holes where something had been implaned or injected... here's a couple of research photos from then...

 But I wasn't sure how to make something like that read on the model, and on the tabletop... I'm also a big fan of easy conversions, especially on things models like zombies, where you're likely to have a lot of them... so then I thought, what if something that had been implanted hadn't been removed? What if there was like a warpstone fulled little power device (very similar to IronMan) just embedded in the flesh of this zombie? What if it was something like the Matrix, only instead of Jacking in with wires a thin rod of warpstone was injected directly into the brain?
Here's an example of what i thought by 'power source':


(the green thing in his chest)
Once again, unless it's huge, it would be really difficult to see... I still might do something like this, if I can get proficient enough with GreenStuff Modeling Puddy... something I am very trepidations about using... it's remarkably expensive! (for me :P)
So then I had the thought, earlier today: Throughout the army I'm using Warpstone as the power source that creates the steam that powers all of these insane inventions, in that context it's very similar to nuclear material. The thing is, I'm also still considering the fluff of the Warpstone being a foci for dark magic, as well as having the ability to, without direction, 'create' zombies. That's were the idea from earlier about shoving a raw hunk of warpstone into a corpse's brain and viola instant zombie!
However, if I was a vampire, and running my quasi mechanical army off of Warpstone, I certainly wouldn't waste it on a lowly zombie! And another idea I consitered, having the zombies just being a bi-product serfs dieing in close proximity to the vampire's forges, didn't seem to make sense because, on the battelfeild, Necromancers and Vampires have the ability to raise more zombies, no there definately needs to be some way of creating them.
That's where my comparison to nuclear material from above comes in! In a nuclear plant, the water that is heated by the neuclear fission into steam is used over and over again, eventually becoming extremely irradiated. If Warpstone does the same, the vampire would have a huge amount of Warpstone-infused water. If this material could be injected directly into a corpse's skull, between the skull and brain, i imagine the water would eventually saturate the brain and bam! you have a new zombie, ready to be bent to your will!
And when it comes to representing this on the tabletop... why, I almost wouldn't have to! If I do say so myself, it's quite subtle... if I wanted to though, I could always paint some blue-ish tinted veins on the zombie's skull, radiating out from the central point of injection...
I may still model something if I become proficient with Green-Stuff, however, this seems live a viable alternative... it's what I would do if I was a technology obsessed vampire :)
It also fit's with the model I was planning on using for my Vampire Lord (the model's Fabius Bile, if anyone was curious :P) He has that little injector-thing...


Ok... this is starting to make sense...


I think I'm finally beginning to understand how this website works... made some changes to how the type appears... and centered it... and found an absolutely fabulous new layout!
My major curiosity now is whether or not people actually read things like this? And, if so, hod they find them? I assume I can't just expect people to start randomly commenting on things... Which would imply that somehow I need to get this blog out into the world...
Although, I imagine that, given the opportunity, I would feel like a complete tool saying:
"here's the link to my blog, you should check it out, I say some pretty fascinating things"
Does having a blog in the first place? Does having a blog that no one reads make me a pathetic anti-social egotist, spouting my daily life in the hopes that some stranger will comment on it and make my existence feel validated?
Gaah, no one told me that having a blog would inspire existential quandaries!!
This is making my head hurt... i think I need to get out from being the computer for a bit...
Heh, If anyone's there... I may be back... maybe... we'll see how it goes...

Woot first post!!

Hey!
This is me!
And I'm posting!
So exciting!!
Woooooot!!